Episode 7 – Survivor Man
Michael is feeling left out after finding out Ryan took a handful of branch managers and even Toby on a wilderness retreat, but didn’t invite him. Toby disgusts me because he has red hair and fair skin. He is a slave to the sun. I bow to no sun. In order to get back with nature, Michael asks Jim if he would consider a camping trip together. Michael must have forgotten to ask me.
He can count on me to get him duct tape and a knife. I keep both in my desk, my car, and usually a smaller knife on my person at all times. You can never be too prepared for a vampire attack.
Michael will be fully prepared to be a survivor man out in the forest, but if he’s not, I’ll keep a watchful eye on him.
You can watch it right now for free, thanks to me.
Sincerely,
Dwight
