Episode 6 – Branch Wars
Why do I keep getting passed over!? I’m not even Jewish. Karen!? KAREN is now the regional manager of the Utica branch?? She used her position of power to woo Stanley to her branch. Oh the cunning lass! She is a worthy opponent. For the right price, Stanley agreed to make the transfer proving once again that I am Michael’s only loyal friend. In Scranton the news was welcomed with applause, much to me and Michael’s dismay.
Oscar, Pam, and Toby formed the Finer Things Club that met in the kitchen at work. I don’t see anything fine with discussing non-work related subjects during working hours. On my own lunch breaks I like to re-read the Dunder Mifflin employee manual.
The rules were no paper, no plastic and no work talk allowed.
Michael and myself convinced Jim to go with them for a sales call. Jim is lazy but a charmer. I can exploit his charm and use it for my own good. Once in the car and trapped, Jim found out the truth. The trip was really a “panty raid” to Karen’s branch to make her wish Jim had never dumped her. My idea!
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Sincerely,
Dwight
