Episode 2 – Dunder Mifflin Infinity
Michael came clean at the office, admitting he ran over Meredith but she was going to be fine. I suggested we destroy Meredith and dump her body in the river. Michael disagreed strongly.
I attempted to make Michael feel better by saying “it was only Meredith”. I believe my words comforted him. It is true: no one likes Meredith. I am far more popular than Meredith and I don’t even covet friendship. Only Michael’s affection.
Meanwhile, the new Corporate “wonder kid”, Ryan, was trying to find a way to smooth things over so Dunder Mifflin couldn’t get sued for Michael’s accident. I hate Ryan.
You can watch it right now for free, thanks to me.
Sincerely,
Dwight

