HOUR LONG SPECIAL. My leader, Michael, is quickly going into debt with Jan renovating his condo. She is his kryptonite, if you will. He tries to get money anyway he can, including asking us employees for a loan. What’s mine is his.
It’s the launch of the new Dunder Mifflin Infinity website, and Michael is anticipating going to the launch party in NYC. Personally, I prefer my farm to NYC. Good old fashioned Schrute manure.
Michael came clean at the office, admitting he ran over Meredith but she was going to be fine. I suggested we destroy Meredith and dump her body in the river. Michael disagreed strongly.
Jim broke up with Karen and she left the Scranton branch soon after. I think Jim’s an idiot. Karen has excellent child rearing hips. If she had been mine, I could have squeezed ten Schrute babies out of her before she was old and worthless.
Meanwhile, Pam was happy to have Jim back in [...]
