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NEW EPISODE JUST ADDED!! Goodbye, Toby! Was he fired? Did he quit? Also, Jim finally pops the question to Pam. Will she say yes? I know the answer. mooohaha. Watch and see for yourself

For those of you who love Michael at his least likeable and most cringe worthy; this episode is for you! At a job fair at Pam’s old high school, Michael completely turns off any student who might even think about interning at Dunder Mifflin.

Stanley snaped at Michael. Michael and I came to the conclusion that Stanley needs an attitude adjustment. he also needs to get in shape because the man is fat. I keep myself in top form in case my country needs me. Or a wolf attacks.

Everybody is in a good mood at the Scranton branch because we finished our work early and don’t have to come in on Saturday. Everyone but me. I like coming in on Saturday: it’s one less day of the weekend to worry about. One problem: Jim didn’t alert security that they would [...]

Michael announces to the office that he is now on the market.  I am also on the market but I am also taken because I am with Angela.  Who doesn’t know it yet.  But we’ll be together soon. 

Michael invited couples only to a dinner party with him and Jan.  Since Angela and I are taking a break, Angela went with Andy.  I did what anyone would do and invited my aging babysitter.

A lot happened today.  Most notably, Jan decided to sue Dunder Mifflin for millions of dollars, and the warehouse bought a ping-pong table.  I’m not sure which will cause me to quit first.

Michael is feeling left out after finding out Ryan took a handful of branch managers and even Toby on a wilderness retreat, but didn’t invite him. Toby disgusts me because he has red hair and fair skin. He is a slave to the sun. I bow to no sun. In order [...]

Why do I keep getting passed over!? I’m not even Jewish. Karen!? KAREN is now the regional manager of the Utica branch?? She used her position of power to woo Stanley to her branch. Oh the cunning lass! She is a worthy opponent. For the right price, Stanley agreed to [...]

Michael was excited to know Dunder Mifflin bought television ad space in local markets, including Scranton.  I don’t own a television, it’s a sign of weakness.  But we decided to create the greatest commercial of all time, which wouldn’t be difficult.  But Michael didn’t like the direction the producers were taking…